If I were an intengral, I'd fill you up

[lilly0]

Title: If I were an integral, I'd fill you up.
Pairing: Sakumoto
Rating: R
Genre: romance, humour
Plot: Sho is a lecturer at university, teaching maths. On a night out Jun meets him, and Sho immediately likes him. Sho seems like the perfect guy - smart, intelligent, attentive - unfortunately he uses the worst pick-up lines ever!
Note: Written for cielmelodies  for the Wish Meme challenge. I had a little too much fun with this and Sho's lame pick-up lines :D
And unfortunately I'm not creative enough to think of these pick-up lines myself. I've taken them from here and here.

 

( If I were an integral, I'd fill you up (Sakumoto) )